Butt Buddy Crochet Pattern: A Humorous Gag Gift Tutorial by Erin Scull (Creative Commons Licensed)

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Butt Buddy

A Crochet Pattern by Erin Scull A Gag Gift for when you feel like being a turd

Materials:

Beige Café (brown) Black Warm Brown Green Pink You'll Need: Size G Crochet Hook Large Sewing Needle Scissors Glue Gun It is approx. 3" tall and 5 %2" wide This is a work licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.o, if you need more information about this go to: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/us/

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Abbreviations: Rnd./Rnds.- round/rounds Sc- single crochet Sc Dec- single crochet decrease Hdc- half double crochet Ch- chain Sl St- slip stitch Tog- together BLO- back loops only F/O- fasten off Magic Ring- (ch2, sc # in ist ch from hook)

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Butt:

Using Beige Rnd. 1: 6sc in magic ring, join w/sl st, chl (6) Rnd. 2: (2sc in each sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (12) Rnd. 3: (2sc in 1st sc, sc in next sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (18) Rnd. 4: (2sc in 1st sC, sc in next 2 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (24) Rnd. 5: (2sc in 1st sc, sc in next 3 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (30) Rnd. 6: (2sc in 1st sC, sc in next 4 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (36) Rnd. 7: (2sc in 1st sc, sc in next 5 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (42) Rnd. 8: (2sc in 1st sC, sc in next 6 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (48) Rnd. 9: (2sc in 1st sc, sc in next 7 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (54) Rnd. 1o: (2sc in 1st sc, sc in next 8 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (60) Rnds. ll-15: (sc in each sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (60) Rnd. 16: (sc dec 1st 2 sc tog, sc in next 8 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (54) Rnd. 17: (sc dec 1s 2 sc tog, sc in next 7 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (48) Rnd. 18: (sc dec 1st 2 sc tog, sc in next 6 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (42) Rnd. 19: (sc dec 1\$ 2 sc tog, sc in next 5 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (36) Rnd. 2O: (sc dec 1st 2 sc tog, sc in next 4 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (30) Rnd. 2l: (sc dec 1st 2 sc tog, sc in next 3 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (24) Begin stuffing firmly Rnd. 22: (sc dec 1\$ 2 sc tog, sc in next 2 sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (18) Rnd. 23: (sc dec 1s 2 sc tog, sc in next sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (12) finish stuffing Rnd. 24: (sc dec 1st 2 sc tog, sc in next sc), around, join w/sl st, F/O (8) leave 12" to wrap around (to make the butt...well the know) leave hole open.

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Butt Insert (poop shoot)

Using Black Rnd. 1: 8sc in magic ring, join w/sl st, chl (8) Rnds. 2-9: (sc in each sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (8) F/O leave 5" to sew butt insert to butt. 1s', slide the insert over one of you fingers and insert it in to the butt, you may need to move it around alittle to get it to go in. Once it is in, use your 5" to sew rnd 9 of insert to rnd 24 of butt. Reference picture next page.

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move my finger so you could better see in the picture Now that your have the insert in place. You need to thread you large sewing needle with the 12" left from butt. Place a finger inside the insert (so you can be sure not to sew threw it with this next step) With the 12" wrap the butt (going from where your 12" starts, wrapping half way around the butt to rnd 1 of butt) Thread the yarn threw the top of the butt (rnd 1) threw to the bottom of the butt (NEXT to the insert, be sure not to catch it with your yarn, careful don't get your finger) Pull TIGHT, but be careful you don't want to snap your yarn, then repeat (wrap it again) and fasten in down, hide the remaining yarn

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Poopie:

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Rnd. 1: 5sc in magic ring, join w/sl st, chl (5) Rnds. 2-1o: (sc in each sc), around, join w/sl st, chl (5) F/O leave 4" to synch end closed. To do so, weave 4" threw remaining 5 sc, pull tight, fasten down and hide remaining yarn.

Poopie Finishing:

Using Brt. Yellow add a bunch of multiple stitches (stitch in the same place a few times) around the poopie. Next add some small green lines. And to finish it off using you hot glue gun add some glue around the poopie (to look like.... well you know)

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Using pink add a bunch of multiple stitches around on the cheeks. Next using (as many as you want) 2" pieces of Warm Brown single knot fringe them around on the cheeks. After which you can cut them to the length you like. And that's all there is. I hope you've liked my Butt Buddy. I know I've been cracking up making this pattern. If I have offended anyone I appologize, it is not my intension. I would like to say a special thanks to my Daughter, Rebecca, who had the idea for the Butt Buddy (A Gag Gift she wanted me to make her Daddy) and my Uncle Scott for getting me to make this pattern for everyone else. 1 have a strange family LOL. (Aug. 2009) If you have any problem with this pattern please contact me at: Erins_ToyStore@yahoo.com Please do not share, reproduce or sell this pattern of any doll made from this pattern. COPYRIGHT NOTICE: All my works are protected by the following Creative Commons license: Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.o. You may not use this pattern, or the dolls produced following this pattern for commercial/retail purposes. These patterns are intended for personal use only. Other uses are strictly prohibited. All rights reserved.

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