Tardar Sauce, the Grumpy Knitty Pattern @ Corina Cook 2013 Kraemer Perfection 30% domestic Merino 70% Acrylic Gentle wash, tumble dry Light Beige: Peep Y1524 White: Fluff Y1504 Dark Brown: Cliffs Y1516 Tan: Bark Y1514 Blue: Turquoise Y1599 Pink: Coral Belle Y1544 Size 8 16" circular needles Size 8 straight needles Size G/6 crochet hook

(M1), Insert the left needle from front to back into the horizontal strand between the two stitches, and knit the stitch through the back loop. The face can be knitted using intarsia in the round, there is an excellent and short how-to video on youtube by Planet Purl at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofSotC-vPSw To create the head with intarsia in the round, when you begin the color work, wrap and turn at the end of each knit row, then turn the piece to work backwards, purling as if making a flat work on straight needles, and at the end of the purl row, pick up the wrap and purl it together with the wrapped stitch. If the idea of intarsia in the round intimidates you, feel free to duplicate stitch the face colorwork after the head is knitted.

Head and Body:
With white/Fluff, cast on 9 stitches using crochet-cast-on method, separate onto 3 dbl pointed size 8 needles. Rnd 1) Knit tbl and join Rnd 2) (kfb) 9 times (18 stitches) Rnds 3 - 5) Knit Rnd 6) (K2, M1, K1)\* repeat around (24 stitches) Rnd 7) Knit Rnd 8) (K3, M1, K1)\* (30 stitches) Rnd 9) Knit Rnd 10)(K4, M1, K1)\* (36 stitches) Rnd 11)Knit Rnd 12)(K5, M1, K1)\* (42 stitches) Rnd 13) Knit Rnd 14) (K6, M1, K1)\* (48 stitches) Rnd 15) Knit Rnd 16)(K7, M1, K1)\* (54 stitches) Rnd 17) Knit Rnd 18) (K8, M1, K1)\* (60 stitches) Rnds 19-33) knit (purl on ws) first 15 stitches with white, then work the face color chart for stitches 16-45, knit (purl on ws) knit stitches with white to end, use wrap and turn method and the end of each row. If you choose to duplicate stitch the color chart, then simply knit rounds 19-36. Rnds 34-36) knit Rnd 37) (K8, K2tog)\* (54 stitches) Rnd 38) Knit with light beige/Peep Rnd 39) (K8, M1, K1)\* (60 stitches) Rnd 40) Join Light beige/Peep, cut Fluff, knit row Rnd 41) (K5, M1)\* Rnds 42-92) Knit Rnd 93) (K2tog)\* Rnds 94 - 96) Knit --- Stuff the body with Soft Filler here ---- Rnd 97) (K2tog)\* end row knit 1 Rnds 98-100)Knit Rnd 101) (K2tog)\* - thread yarn through remaining stitches, pull tight and secure
Legs:
Cast on 24 stitches using dbl pointed needles Rnds 1-35) Knit using Peep Rnd 36) Knit using Fluff Rnd 37-40) Join a second strand of fluff, Knit Rnd 41) (K2tog)\* (12 stitches) Rnds 42-43) Knit Rnd 44) (K2tog) (6 stitches) - thread yarn through 6 stitches, pull tight and secure Make two front legs using Light Beige/Peep and White/Fluff. Make two back legs using only Fluff (white). Stuff and attach, using the photo as a guide for placement.
Tail:
Using Dark Brown/Cliffs, cast on 28 stitches using dbl pointed needles Rnds 1-45)Knit Rnd 46) (K2tog)\* (14 stitches) Rnds 47-48) Knit Rnd 94) (K2tog) (7 stitches) - thread yarn through 7 stitches, pull tight and secure Stuff very lightly before attaching.
Ears:
Using two strands of Dark Brown/Cliffs, cast on 12 stitches (knit ears flat) Row 1) Purl Row 2) (K1, P1)\* Row 3) Purl Row 4) K1, K2tog, K to last 3 stitches, K2tog, K1 Row 5) Purl Repeat rows 4 and 5 until 4 stitches remain P1, P2tog, P1, turn K1, K2tog, turn P2tog Bind off Make two ears and attach. (the double strand makes the ears have flexible body)